Illuminati
Top Tier
Indica
Testing: 29.23%
Dense Green Hairy Funky
Limited One Time Drop
In-House Local Farm
ON SALE – ONLY $135 for 28g
👁️ ILLUMINATI – Power. Mystery. Pure 🔥 Indica.
Step into the light with ILLUMINATI, an elite Indica strain that’s here to unlock your next level. With dense, crystal-loaded green buds wrapped in bold orange hairs, this strain looks powerful—and hits even harder.
🧬 Testing at a mind-blowing 29.23% Total THC, Illuminati is not for the faint of heart. This is serious flower for serious smokers who want that real punch without paying premium prices.
💨 Top Shelf Smoke – Bottom Shelf PriceHow is this even possible? Unbeatable potency and a clean, smooth smoke, all for a price that’s almost too good to be true. But it’s real. And it’s here. This is the plug’s choice, without the plug’s markup. 💸💯
🌙 Heavy Body. Zero Stress.One session with Illuminati and you’ll feel the full-body melt kick in fast—wave after wave of deep, calming vibes. Perfect for winding down, zoning out, or just finding that secret space where nothing else matters. Say goodbye to tension and hello to the higher order. 🧘♂️🛋️
👀 Look Closer… It Won’t Be Here LongThis drop is already creating major buzz, and once people try it, they’re coming back for more. With top-tier potency, gorgeous buds, and a price that makes no sense, Illuminati won’t stay in the shadows for long.
🕶️ ILLUMINATI – Powerfully hidden, now revealed.Tap in or miss out. 🔒👁️🔥
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